When we could split the screen, it was like ‘Wow!’.
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I […]
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow […]
The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing […]
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the […]
People come up to me and they thank me: ‘I thank you for the many, […]
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.
If I don’t believe it, I don’t care.
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a […]