When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I’ll get choked up, which I […]
The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it’s strong enough to unplug […]
The hands are the feet of the arms.
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were […]
Politicians don’t say no to cameras very often.
People who know me would not say that, at my core, I’m silly.
People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening […]
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It’s not like […]
My ‘SNL’ days of working through the night have come and gone.
My parents introduced me to ‘SNL,’ Monty Python, and Richard Pryor probably way earlier than […]