With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal!
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our […]
Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t […]
Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.
There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs […]
There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the […]
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it’s all going, then get ahead […]
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity […]
Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!’
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I […]