You can’t open anything after your 50. You have to wait ’til people stop by […]
Well, isn’t every successful person in every family the bankbook?
We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.
We all think we’re going to get out of debt.
One time, I came off stage and a guy named Roman Decare, God rest his […]
Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.
I’ve been in Vegas. That’s where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get […]
I’m a 7 o’clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner […]
If I have food in the house and I’m laying in bed, I go, ‘I […]
I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood.