You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, […]
We can afford almost any mistake once.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my […]
There’s only one thing money won’t buy, and that is poverty.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Show me a friend in need and I’ll show you a pest.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I’ll show you a […]
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
I’ve been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would […]